Know what really bugs me? He's using so many usernames that are connected to/derived from Charlotte Coleman and/or her work as Marmalade Atkins (if he'd got in touch with me, I'd have probably assumed it was feedback from the site I used to run); and also, he seems to be using one of my userpics (the "Redheads have more fun" one). I kind of feel vaguely implicated even though I know I'm not.

I think I need a shower. I really do feel kind of dirty now.

Feel free to unscreen this.