My oldest son is rereading the Cressida Cowell's How to Train Your Dragon series. Which being a series of long, involved (for children's books) stories about the same people and fantastical creatures obviously he shouldn't be reading it.

And I won't mentions that younger son's current bedtime reading material, (as n we're reading it to him) is the Faraway Tree series. Or that the girl's favourite (boldly coloured) picture books are currently Bob the Builder.

The stupidity burns.